What religion is your bra?

What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type? "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from." Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?" Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills." Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed! (A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

They forgot the German bra...Holtzemfromfloppen!

Must be loved.

Well either Noah was really good this year or his Grandparents must love to spoil him! Our little drummer boy has his own set of drums now and loves to play!!! In receiving the drums, I was kicked into gear to get our play room together...it has a door to shut! He also loves his rocking chair Santa brought him, the first thing he said when he sat in it was...WHEE! It was so cute!

The Newlyweds

What a sweet picture! Olivia has been my best friend since we were both five years old, we grew up together, fell in love together, got in trouble together, traveled together, lived together and best of all were there for each other no matter what life brought our way. She is like a sister to me, in fact growing up I had my own bed in her room. We were inseperable! We don't see each other nearly enough these days, but our friendship always remains strong and right where we left off. I am so happy for her and James, and I can't wait to meet little James Smith the 7th??? I love ya Liv!

Merry Christmas!

Do you think this can count instead of sending out Christmas cards? In light of that, I love this time of year and our family has been soaking up all the holiday cheer! I hope your Christmas is filled with lots of love and laughter this year, as I know mine will!